Sunday, January 12, 2014

Susan's Secret

Now available at Smashwords and Amazon - Susan's Secret.

She had a secret and one night he found out what it was.  Then she found out his secret.


My wife.  She could be so exasperating sometimes.  Not that I don’t love her dearly. She just doesn’t get it sometimes. I try hard to make her happy. I really do.  For the first fifteen years of our marriage, she seemed happy, ecstatic even.  She was my angel when we were out, my whore in bed.  She was borderline insatiable.  When we first met and started having sex, I ate like a pig. I must have consumed eight thousand calories a day, just to keep my weight up.  That first week we were married, I lost twenty pounds.  I ate lots of protein and lots of fat, to keep my weight up.

Over the years she’s cooled off, but I still had to eat more than would be normal for a man of my stature to keep my weight up.  I was also in the best shape, better than anyone else in our group of friends.  When they asked how I did it, I shrugged my shoulders and pointed at Susan as I rolled my eyes up into my head.  They all laughed and said they wished they had my problems.  They didn’t really. I noticed that over the years my buddies had slowed down and I bet they had slowed down in the sack too.

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